why do cis people always tell you to be violent to them when you politely remind them of your pronouns
me: im he
them: Oh my god. Fuck. Fuck. Im so sorry. Oh my god. Im so sorry. Fuck. Im so fucking stupid and an idiot. Im scum. If I ever do that again just kick me in the face. Make me swallow my teeth. Break all my fingers and toes. Drop an anvil on me from the top of the empire state building. Put rocks in my pockets and throw me into the bermuda triangle. Strike me down with lightning. Get the firing squad. *calls me she again in 10 minutes*
can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry
guess who i’m talking about
did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie
They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in
her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back
her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow
I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face
Aliens are the least of our worries right now but listen to me. Aliens don’t want to hurt us but the government is gonna convince us they do and incite worldwide panic and start a real space war to avoid advancing technology for the general population because efficient non oil based energy that the aliens have will crush the capitalist industries that need it to thrive welcome to my ted talk
this post so confidently and sincerely made it’s point that i had to stop myself checking the news to find out if first contact had happened this morning
